Friday 17 April 2009

33 Humourous Takes On Work

by Thomas Heng

Q: What work is the most secure?
A: Housework

Q: What work is the safest?
A: Homework

Q: What work gives you the most learning?
A: Schoolwork

Q: What two works are the most abused?
A: Groupwork & Teamwork

Q: What work is the hottest?
A: Fire-works

Q: What work is the coolest?
A: Water-works

Q: What work is the heaviest?
A: Tons-o'-work ;-)

Q: What work is the lightest?
A: Gas-works

Q: What work is the hardest?
A: Metalworks

Q: What work is the shortest?
A: Last-Minute work

Q: What work is the friendliest?
A: Social work

Q: What work is the latest?
A: Overtime work

Q: What work is the angriest at the metre?
A: Yard-work

Q: What two works are the most under-appreciated?
A: Footwork & Legwork (when we really should say feet-work & legs-work)

Q: What work has punctuality as a pre-requisite?
A: Clockwork

Q: What work lets you be absent half the time?
A: Part-time work

Q: What work is best done in the washroom?
A: Dirty work

Q: What work is best done by gymnasts?
A: Flexi-work

Q: What work is the most active?
A: Physical work

Q: What work is more than five thousand years old?
A: Paperwork

Q: What two works are the most loving?
A: Charity work & Volunteer work

Q: What work is the smartest?
A: Guesswork

Q: What work is the most helpful?
A: Handi(y)-work

Q: What work is the most versatile?
A: Patchwork (it's here, there and everywhere)

Q: What work makes you money while you sleep?
A: Dreamworks

Q: What work is the most shocking?
A: Electricity-works

Q: What work is the most annoying?
A: Road-works

Q: What work is the most creative?
A: Artwork

Q: What three works are the most secretive?
A: Spywork, Detective work and Investigative work

Q: What work is the most divine?
A: God's work

Q: What happens to work after-hours?
A: Work-out...

Q: What three works should always be present when you're at home?
A: TV, aircon, and the refrigerator ;-)

Q: What work should you bring home?
A: No work! Home means time for your family and yourself

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